Need a file a complaint? Too bad! HOWEVER, emails are lovely. Even the ones that make me question my right to exist in the world. Well, maybe not those, but if you happen to send something particularly outrageous don’t be surprised if it ends up here for the rest of the world to see.

So, anyway, my email. Right. It’s hellonocookiesplease@gmail.com. I will get back to you if my kid ever goes to sleep. You can also sign up for the TinyLetter, which goes out once a month and is never spammy, I promise.

You can also use this handy little contact form. I don’t know if anybody that isn’t a spammer ever uses these, but hey, just in case right?

I’m also on Instagram, but I haven’t actually gotten around to using it much because I have a job and a kid and god, I’m tired just thinking about it.